my friend disappeared from our discord for 2 days then told us she had a meme come to her in a dream, posted this, and left again
✧girl almighty✧
I'm Lindsey I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read
Just the thought of that happening gives me anxiety
(Source: twitter.com, via bastille)
my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden
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“Let him die” spaketh the rabbis.
entitled dude: i’m gonna die if i don’t have sex with this woman
his doctors: no really he’ll die
rabbis:
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Ghosts, when they see a doll:
its not a greentext but can we all agree the capra demon post is the best 4chan post
which post?
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im well over one thousand years old and i will smoke as much weed as i want thank you siri send post
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Anonymous asked:
How many brain cells have you lost since joining Tumblr
hostilemuppet Answer:
Bold of you to assume I had any to begin with
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